An answer to a little mystery: I used this title in my diary for the 8th August 2000. Woodbine is a country name for bindweed, especially hedge bindweed (left), Calystegia sepium, which I've noticed in flower over the past week. The smaller field bindweed, Convolvulus arvensis (right), with its pink and white flowers is the one that I'm just about managing to eradicate from the front garden, but it's still pushing up through the tarmac of the adjacent pavement.
The Alfred Hitchcock Hour
Today I had an e-mail from Melanie Parker, who tells me that Where the Woodbine Twineth is the title of a short story by Manly Wade Wellman (*but see below) which was dramatised as episode #77 of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. I'd guessed that it was an episode from Boris Karloff's Thriller. The story made something of an impact on me, with its homely setting and sinister atmosphere, when I saw it back in the 1960s.
I remember a scene where a woman is troubled by a little girl who sings the grisly skipping rhyme:
This being an Alfred Hitchcock Hour you can probably guess what happens next.
* 10/4/12: Thank you to Patricia Winters for pointing out that it was in fact a story by American novelist Davis Grubb (1919-1980) that was adapted for the Hitchcock series. Manly Wade Wellman wrote a story of the same title but this wasn't the one that was adapted for television. Other short stories by Grubb were used in Rod Serling's series Night Gallery.
She adds: 'I also found out that the little song about "stuff her head with gingerbread" is from a movie called Girly. I watched "Where the Woodbine Twineth" eight times and it is not in it anywhere.'
The movie Girly doesn't ring a bell with me but I've definitley got a image of the little girl in the story cooking up something nasty in the kitchen.
Wellman's work, says the publisher's blurb, 'combines the dark gothic tradition of the American pulps with a detailed snapshot of regional history and culture. This mixture is shown through the lens of the American modernist tradition, revealing something that is larger than the sum of its parts.'
Where the Woodbine Twineth is included in The Devil is Not Mocked and Other Warnings, Selected Stories of Manly Wade Wellman - Vol. 2, published by Night Shade Books.
Thank you for the information Melanie.
The Man with the Barbed-Wire Fists
I e-mailed the Night Shade to tell them I'd featured the book and had this reply from them:
A Midsummer Night's Dream
I was also puzzled about the literary origins of the phrase. I guessed at Robert Burns but Melanie suggests a Shakespearian quote as Wellman's inspiration for the title for the story:
'So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
Midsummer Night’s Dream, iv. 1.
The Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (1898) gives 'gone where the woodbine twineth' as a euphemism for going to the pawnbroker’s, up the spout, where, in Quebec, 'on cottage walls the woodbine may be seen twining.'
And there's also an 1870 song by Septimus Winner named Come Where
the Woodbine Twineth.
In Europe the name is sometimes given to common honeysuckle, Lonicera periclymenum. As the Shakespeare quote mentions both plants presumably Shakespeare was referring to the bindweed.