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 Nature Diary Rocks History Gallery Links Home Page   HALF-TERM HOLIDAY; children, one or two parents and a few dogs are roaming in the wood, which we're usually privileged to have to ourselves. So, why do children build dams across streams? Are they;- 
 
 The latter, I reckon. 
 From The Sheffield Star to The Natal Mercury I'm amazed that my Wild West Yorkshire nature diary has received worldwide publicity. It was all due to a light-hearted final paragraph I added to my serious-minded press release. It explained how my innocent references to Blue Tits etc. fell foul of a filtering system used by an American web directory to try and ensure that all adult content gets screened out. They soon put things right again. 
 
  But of course, it's not the 500 pages, the 2,000 watercolours or the literary parallels with the Rev. Gilbert White of Selborne that make my site of interest to the press; it's that funny, but, hopefully, thought-provoking, little story. 
 
 I try to make my site suitable for anyone to use, but I'm also keen to be true to my experience of life. I would rather be true to nature than respectable. 
 A Hawk from a Handsaw 'I am but mad north-north-west; when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.' 
 Hamlet Double meanings are part of the richness of language, it would be wrong to standardise just for the sake of clear communication on the internet. It occurs to me that vulgarity and puns date from way before Shakespeare and they continue after Benny Hill. I have a habit of seeing visual puns in the landscape; in the shape of clouds for instance, like the 'shark' I saw cruising over Thornhill a few weeks ago. 
 Silly, yes, but at least I'm in good company; stone age artists used visual puns; bumps in the cave wall became the starting point for their paintings of animals. Impressionism has been described as a visual joke; the world is seen as thousands of samples of colour, as if seen through the notch of a crooked finger. 
 The Hoarse Whisperer (sorry, there I go again) Three Muscovy Ducks have wandered away from the farm pond to the laneside. The drake's glossy dark plumage reminds me of a Cormorant. He waddles after the smaller duck, vocalising, not by quacking, but by a sort of hoarse whisper. 
 
 
 
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